Part one- Answer With songs.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
I'm not Okay! (I promise)- My chemical romance

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Piazza New York Catcher- Belle & Sebastian

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

I Want to Hold Your Hand- The Beatles

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Masquerade- Phantom of the Opera

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Loose Lips- Kimya Dawson

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

All You Need is Love- The Beatles

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I Love Rock n' Roll- Joan Jett

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Chimbley Sweep- The Decemberists

WHAT IS 2+2?

This is Halloween- Nightmare Before Christmas

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(s)?

Get Sick Soon- Hello Saferide

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I don't like anyone

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Pages- 3 Doors Down

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I don't like anyone

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Thriller- Thriller

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Come Together- The Beatles

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Pages- 3 Doors Down

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Joker and the Thief- Wolfmother

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

With a Little Help From My Friends- The Beatles

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Helena- My Chemical Romance (If you've seen the Sims2 AMV, you know what I'm talking about)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Faint- Linkin Park

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Crazy ABC's- Bare Naked Ladies

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Creepy Doll- ???

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Time Warp- Rocky Horror Picture Show

Part 2- anwser normally.


[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

BRING IT ON!!!

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

Nothing. It's not my problem until someone I know starts using

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

For abortion? Are you fucking serious? I'm PRO-CHOICE!

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

I doubt it. I don't give a damn about politics.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

If someone has killed more than 5 people (Just a guestimation here people)

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Well, the organic pot should. Not that I smoke pot, I just have too many hippy friends

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

It's none of my business who you're in bed with.

[08] Do you believe in God?

Well, not the Christian God, if that's what your talking about. I'm polytheistic (wiccan, to be precise), so if you're just talking about some higher power, than yes.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Of course. I'm a proud gay rights activist!

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I don't care what they do.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Uh, no. Put the kid up for adoption. But that's just my opinion.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

Sure. Whatever. Because the drinking age is doing such a good job of stopping underage drinking right now.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Yeah people. I can guarantee that they want this war to be over just as much as we do.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

If not, they better have a DAMN good reason for killing another human being

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

Yes.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

I'll burn the flag for 10 bucks. It's not like you can't get two more at Wal-Mart for half that price.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Bring it. What are they gonna do, insult me? I get that every other week at school. They can do their worst.


Part THREE- answer with x's



Joker
[x] You have a dark sense of humour.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[] You like wearing bright colours even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[x] You are self-obsessed.
[x] You will do anything for a laugh.
[x] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[] You like to be the centre of attention.
[] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.

Two-Face
[] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
[x] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[x] You consider yourself unattractive.
[] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[x] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want

Penguin
[x] You love birds.
[] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[x] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[] You are always dressed smartly.
[x] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[] You consider yourself obese.
[x] You have a lot of connections.
[x] You want to work with animals in some way.
[x] You want to run your own nightclub.
(Still love him!)

Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[x] You have a reclusive nature.
[x] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[] You are scared of birds.
[x] You are tall and skinny.
[] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[] You were born out of wedlock.
[] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[x] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.


Riddler
[x] You love puzzles and riddles.
[] You have red/ginger hair.
[x] You have OCD.
[x] You are quirky.
[x] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[] You seldom win in physical fights.
[x] You complete computer games with ease.


Mr Freeze
[x] You prefer cold weather.
[] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[x] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[x] You are a loner.
[x] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[x] Winter is your favourite season.
[x] You have poor blood circulation.


Ra's Al Ghul
[] You are manipulative.
[x] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[x] You want perfect environmental balance.
[] Science is/was your favourite subject.
[] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[x] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[] You want a son.
[] You keep yourself fit.
[] You want to live forever.
[] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.


Bane
[] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[] You go the gym a lot.
[] You have an addictive personality.
[] You have been to prison.
[x] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[] You had a classical education.
[x] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[x] You are violent.
[x] You do not explain your actions.
[ ] You have a Mexican heritage.



Part FOUR- Answer Normally.





When was the last time you cried?
2 weeks ago

Have you ever faked sick?
You know it.

What was the last lie you said?
Pathological Liar here.

Have you ever cried during a movie?
I have, I just can't remember which one

Have you ever danced in the rain?
No

Have you ever been drunk?
No

Do you smoke?

What is your full name?
You're so funny when you think I'm going to tell you things

What is your blood-type?
... Excellent question

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Once

How old were you when you received your first kiss?

Never had one...

Who was your first kiss?

Read above

Have you ever had an online relationship?

Nope

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?

Let me count the ways

What is your favorite sport to play?

I'm not all that physically active, but I used to like to fence (sword-fight)

Have you ever made a prank phone call?

I did, but I failed.

Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?

Oh, Yesyesyesyesyes

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?

Who hasn't

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Something artistic

What is your political persuasion?

I don't have time to watch you make an asshole of yourself so get the fuck out of my way.

Do you believe in g-d?

Is that supposed to say God?

Do you believe in karma?

Yuppers

Who was your first crush?

Do cartoons count? (If so, Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast. I was 5)

Who do you have a crush on?

Again, do cartoons count?

How would you describe yourself?

The only difference between me and a schizophrenic is that I know that the people that I talk to don't exist.

What are you afraid of?

Dolls

Are you religious?

I'm not gonna shove my beliefs down your throat, but yeah, kind of.

What does your screen name mean?

It means that I'm unpopular and proud of it.

What person do you trust the most?

I have trust issues.

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

Your repetitiveness is irritating me.

What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Are you going to publish this?

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?

Joe- FUCK YOU!!!
Me- You wish

What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?

Jeez, how many times are you going to ask this???

What is your greatest strength?

My sarcasm evolves like a Pokemon-- it becomes more powerful and intimidating every other month

What is your greatest weakness?

My grades

What is your perfect pizza?

A veggie pizza

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?

FUUUUUUUUUCK... (I wake up at 5:45 on school days)

What is your first thought before you go to bed?

Holy crap! I'm lying on (insert obscure object here)!

What college do you want to go to?

The Art Institute in Chicago

Do you get along with your family?

I'm usually at someone's throat.

Do you play any instruments?

Guitar

What kind of music do you like?

Anything except for Rap (or anything of the like), or that new Disney crap (Jonas Bros, Hannah Montana, etc.)

Would you ever get a tattoo?

I wanna get a Rocky Horror Picture show tatoo on my collar bone

How many piercings do you have?
My ears. I wanna get a nose stud though

Who makes you laugh?
Alot.

Depends on my mood.

Have you ever seen a dead body?

Yup

Do you have a celebrity crush?

Do cartoons count?

If not, probably Brendan Fraiser.

What is one thing scientists should invent?

Something that would allow us to enter cartoons and interact with the characters at will.

What happens after you die?

You are reincarnated.

Do you watch or read the news?

Eh, sometimes.

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?

Asylum escapee, hippy, bitch

Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?

eh, depending on who you're asking

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

I dunno, something where my last name doesn't rhyme with RETARD.

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go

I WANNA GO TO DISNEYLAND!!!

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?

I would either re-grow my hair of shave my head.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope

Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?

I don't need to be asked to lie

What do you want your friends to think about you?

Sometimes I'm hyperactive, sometimes I'm an intelligent know-it-all, and sometimes I'm an almighty bitch and proud of it.

Have you ever bitten someone?

Yes.

Have you ever stolen anything?

Ja.

Do you make wishes on shooting stars?

Absolutely.

If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?

I would go back in time and yell at my dad for being a drunken asshole and ruining my childhood.

Do you remember your dreams?

Yuppers

Have you ever been in love?

I have yet to believe in love. So far, it's all infatuation

Are you a morning person or a night person?

Nocturnal, more like.

Do you have any phobias?

Of dolls.

Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?

Many many times.

How many screen names do you have?

My fanfiction is Pandora the Damned.

Do any medical problems run in your family?

Not that we know of.

Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?

I wish some of my cousins.

Have you ever had a nightmare?

Loads

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?

My friends get sarcasm, my enemies get full-on intelligent bitch with a wide vocabulary and a long memory.

Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?

Unless you count Sims, then no.

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?

Almost.

Have you ever written a love letter?

I wrote a fake one to prank my friend's friend.

Have you ever attempted suicide?

Nope.

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Briefs

Have you ever been in a fistfight?

I've been about to.

Do you have any hidden talents?

I can confuse people with my vocabulary.

What is one thing you want me to know about you

Everyone knows that I love to write, draw, and create.

Do you usually prefer books or movies?

Books

Who is your favorite person to talk to?

Brittany of Lucy

Would you ever have sex before marriage?

Not while I'm in high school, but yeah, I'll probably get it on before I'm married.

Who do you talk to most on the phone?

I next to never use the phone.

Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?

hahahahahawhat?

Have you ever gotten detention?

I got a lunch detention, but I ended up skipping it.

How do you vent your anger?

I don't speak.

Have you ever been on a diet?

Tried and failed

Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?

Depends on how young or how old.

Is your best friend a virgin?

My best friend is, but a lot of my friend's aren't.